Jason Kolda reports: "We never landed on the moon..it was actually Degobah.. (Yoda observes the landing from the rock in front of the space craft.)" We believe this photo was taken just before the Star Wars set was cleared up for the fake moon landing pictures. Luckily this photograph was taken just in time. We thank Jason for getting a hold of this top secret photograph.
"At first glance, we thought the hand in this photograph proved the
existence of God!!! Later, we realized that it was just Ted." - Dr.
William Spector PhD
Thanks to Prash Pavagadhi for leaking this information from NASA's top-secret photo archive.
If you look carefully enough, you will notice 3 suns in this picture! We believe that these are just large lights used to simulate the sun. Of course, there is only supposed to be one on at any time. Yet another nail in the coffin for NASA.
The band Serendipity Jones claims that we actually did go to the moon, but it wasn't Aldrin, Armstrong and the other guys, it was their band that actually went there. Here is the "real" photograph according to Serendipity Jones:
Our stance is that NASA thought these guys looked too young and immature, and decided to use more realistic looking astronauts later (Aldrin, Armstrong, and the other guys)...in any case, more evidence that NASA put more thought into this whole thing than we had thought earlier.
